Phoenix Jones

Real Superhero Phoenix Jones – What ‘Kick-Ass’ Did Right and Wrong
Real Superhero Phoenix Jones – What ‘Kick-Ass’ Did Right and Wrong
Put simply, real life superhero Phoenix Jones has some reservation about the wisdom, or lack thereof, displayed by movie superhero 'Kick-Ass.' While the film is getting harsh reviews, Phoenix Jones is more critical of the hero's lack of super-fashion sense. According to Phoenix Jones, "IF YOU GET STABBED AND DON'T GET BODY ARMOR YOU ARE NOT VERY SMART."
Superhero Phoenix Jones Saves Man’s Life Only to be Told to Go — Well You Know
Superhero Phoenix Jones Saves Man’s Life Only to be Told to Go — Well You Know
During a routine patrol last Saturday night, Rain City Superhero Movement leader Phoenix Jones came upon a man whose throat had been cut. Phoenix attended to the man until paramedics arrived. One would think the man would be grateful to Phoenix for saving his life. Strangely, the man thanked Phoenix Jones by using some not so nice words.

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