Well, there's no doubt about it: you can find ANYTHING on the Internet. Some enterprising (not to mention mean-spirited) go-getters have launched a new service in which people can mail excrement to someone they hate.
OK, we’ll admit it. We’ve attempted to send someone a fart by mail before. Sadly, the envelope we delightfully passed gas into wasn’t exactly hermetically sealed, so we’re pretty sure the smelly stuff wafted out before the recipient could open it. But now we can have a redo thanks to Fart By Mail, “a mail order fart service where we send farts to your friends for you."