God

A chef in Louisiana cut into an Eggplant this week and the seeds inside clearly spelled the word "God."

People are still talking about George's wife Nancy Jones, who said his last words were, quote, "Hiya.  I've been looking for you.  I'm George Jones."  She added, quote, "I believe he was introducing himself to God."

Why did Walter Slonopas quit his job? You could say the devil made him do it.