Rogue Goat Causes 2 Hour Traffic Jam & High Speed Case
TONS of people were late to work in New York yesterday after a ROGUE GOAT got loose and led police on a HIGH SPEED CHASE for TWO HOURS!
They say the goat was on the way to a SLAUGHTERHOUSE, but he musta decide he wasn't going out like that. So he broke out and took off running!
People had to swerve to avoid him and eventually caused a FOUR-CAR ACCIDENT!
After TWO HOURS of chasing the goat and hundreds of THOUSANDS of people late to work police caught the goat and he was taken to the humane society to be sent to a rescue farm.