Live from Blount County, Alabama, redneck news reporter Jeremy Addaway unleashes a no-holds-barred investigation in search of "homosexual activity" in his backyard. What will he find?

After discovering the state of Alabama had passed legislation allowing for gay marriage, this intrepid reporter unleashed his nose for news in search of homosexual activity on his Alabama property.

As it turns out, no such activity was spotted in his storage shed, in a pile of compost, or for that matter, anywhere in the proximately of a huge pile of worthless crap abandoned in the middle of his yard.

Addaway promises he will continue his in-depth investigation into any homosexual activity in the region. For the time being, though, he reports "everything's pretty much still the same."

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