Pain is Weakness Leaving the Body

Anytime I have ever been hurt or injured and there is a mother in the vicinity they always tell me " you think that hurts, try giving birth". If this was biologically possible, who knows I might try it out to see what all the fuss is about. Since this is obviously impossible, I decided to do some research of my own.

Scientist have confirmed that a human being can bear up to 45 Del (units) of pain. A woman who is giving birth can feel up to 57 Del (units) of pain or deltorphins (or more correctly dols, an abbreviation for dolorimeters). This is comparable to the kind of pain you would feel if you had 20 bones fractured at the same time.

Some men say passing a kidney stone is as painful, if not more, than giving birth. If being kicked in the nads (testicles) is rated at 9,000 dels of pain, then passing kidney stones should be at least twice as painful. Getting kicked in the nads would be like fracturing 3200 bones at the same time or delivering 160 kids at once!

Sounds kind of hard to believe but here is an important fact to remember: being kicked in the nuts can be severely painful but it usually only last up to a couple minutes, 20 max. Giving birth usually last for many hours and in some cases, over 20 hours.

Ladies, next time you think about kicking a man in the nads, remember the amount of  pain it can cause and is similar to giving birth. For you men, remember that women can tolerate a lot of pain and no woman should ever be considered weak.