Outdated Blue Laws Still In Effect

We've all heard the rumors about weird laws still on the books, like in Alamosa it's illegal to Throw Missles at cars, but have you heard about the outdated sex laws still on the books . . . .

Also in Durango it is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes “unbecoming” on one’s sex!

Here's some regarding sex from around our nation:

• Ohio- Women are not allowed to wear patent leather shoes. The shocking reason why: the reflective surface will enable others to take a peek at their panties.
• Virginia- It is illegal to drive a person if you think they are going for "illicit sexual intercourse."
• Wisconsin- Men are prohibited from shooting a gun while their partner is having an orgasm. Why in the world would you need a law for that?!
• Utah- Woman cannot have sex in an ambulance.
• Alabama- An ordinance states that women cannot have sex while at pool halls.
• Minnesota- It's illegal for a guy to have sex with a live fish. Do we really need a law for this?!

and finally

• Massachusetts- You can't have sex with a rodeo clown in the presence of horses.