The members of the Desert Flyer Band recently concluded that drinking "Old Grand-Dad" whiskey is the logical thing to do. No doubt you are probably thinking this is just another way for me to work Star Trek into everything. It's not! Drinking "Old Grand-Dad" is quite logical, and we will present our evidence with this week's Desert Flyer Band "Booze in Review."

For our purposes today, we'll use the following formula to define logic:

  • If A=B
  • and B=C
  • then A=C.

Following that same formula, we arrive at this:

  • Desert Flyer Band = Cheap
  • Old Grand-Dad = Cheap
  • Desert Flyer Band = Old Grand-Dad

At an average cost well below $20, Old Grand-Dad is a very affordable whiskey. The band unanimously agreed that the taste was very pleasant, without any of the unwarranted "fluff" which could potentially diminish the drinking experience. You may recall, the guys were somewhat disenchanted with past week's beverages due primarily to the extra "flavorings" which distracted one from the true taste of the whiskey.

This tastes really good for an $18 bottle of booze. A solid 4 out of 5 Dancing Bananas."                       - Bob Sours   Rhythm Guitar / Vocals

 

"This is precisely what I want from a whiskey. True Tennessee taste, with just the right amount of bite. It borders on being too sweet for my tastes, but never crosses the line. This is the perfect whiskey for any occasion. I give it 4 1/2 out of 5 Dancing Bananas." - Waylon Jordan / Bass

 

"It's a lot better than that Maple crap we have a few months ago. For that reason alone, I give it 3 1/2 Dancing Bananas." - Max McFarland / Drums

 

"I found this whiskey to be like an old friend I hadn't seen in many years. It's a little stronger on the front end than I remember, but very enjoyable! I give it 4 dancing bananas."                                         - Greg Achord   Lead Vocals / Guitar

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