Metal Starbucks Card Most Popular Item for Adults this Christmas

According to Consumerist this gift card is so popular they sold out!

Don't worry I was able to track one down on eBay for $5,000.00!

Why are they so hot?

Well Starbucks apparently only released 5,000 of the $450 Metal Cards and the limited edition comes preloaded with $400 on em and includes free refills on drip coffee and tea.

I don't think the above description makes it worth $5k what about you? Am I missing something?