Man Searching for Woman Performing ‘Malicious Fecal Distribution’ in His Yard

This homeowner is trying to track down a female jogger that keeps pooing on his property!

Definitely our Nincompoop in the News. Her, not him, of course.

This guys gets an A+ for surveillance, after his security cameras caught a woman who keeps in by his house!

Be on the lookout for a skinny blonde woman who likes to stop in the middle of her jog to "drop the kids off at the pool".

Only problem, the "pool" she's dropping them off at by her neighbors house!

The homeowner calls it,

malicious fecal distribution

And say that if he catches her "in the act" he will run out and hose her down and say ,

Bad Human!