Man High on Bath Salt Gets Taken Down By Old Man — Chuck Norris Style

On Monday morning about 6 a.m. 79-year-old Ervin Brittnatcher heard someone pounding on his door. When he looked he saw 38-year-old Charles Smith ripping off his screen door. Smith was apparently high on Bath Salst, which seem to make you a walking breathing zombie.

When Ervin opened up his door he saw the crazy eyes of smith and also saw that he was wielding a rifle. So Ervin acted quickly, "CHOP", and gave him a karate chop to the throat. Smith went down like a bag of bricks and Ervin took his rifle and called the cops.

You might be wondering how a 79-year-old man took down a young 38-year-old high on bath salt with a rifle. Simple, he watches a lot of Walker Texas Ranger. Smith gets our Nincompoop in the News.