Man Arrested For Having Mind Sex

The mind is a powerful thing, and when it is used in a perverted way, you can be arrested. Today's Nincompoop in the News is a man who had mind sex with a female at the bus station and was taken to jail.

Clifford Mavett, 27, was arrested for practicing a type of Voodoo called 'Mubobobo' that makes him able to have sex with any female by using his mind. The authorities in Zumbabwe became suspicious of the man because of some movements he was making while staring down a female at the bus station. Were not sure what the movements were but they were apparently sexual in nature.

Even creepier than that, the woman at the bus stations reportedly “told the people who had gathered that she was having some unusual funny feelings in her private parts.” Maybe the man would have had a better chance if he would have used some kind of mind foreplay. If all men could be arrested for having sexual thoughts about women, we would all be in jail.