KEKB Studio Survives Raging Inferno Caused by ‘Hot Pocket’

The KEKB studios remain intact following last night's catastrophic "melt down." The kitchenette area, located exactly 30 feet from the KEKB studio booth, burst into flames, kind of, following an incident involving one of our jocks and a tasty "Hot Pocket."

Last night's scenario played out like a flashback to a very cool episode of WKRP In Cincinnati. Do you remember the episode where a fire broke out in the mighty Flimm building? The KEKB crew handled our disaster with comparable professionalism and composure.

In reality, Ed's "Hot Pocket" caught fire in our antiquated microwave. Aside from a little smoke damage, the building escaped harm. The only casualties of the blaze were the microwave and Ed's lunch. Both the microwave and the Hot Pocket have seen better days.