Toby Keith Measures Time in Beer – Is There Another Way?

Toby Keith measures time in beers in his song "Beers Ago". Which works well until you have so many beers you can't remember the last 10 you drank! Then you lose track and have to start over. I was thinking the other day, how else can we measure time besides hours, days, minutes and beers?

I was in the shower the other day and realized that one of my body washes was gone. When I started thinking about it, it had been gone at least 4 showers ago. So you could totally keep track of time based on showers. Especially, if they are far and in between. I think the conversation would go something like "Honey, when did we go visit your parents?" Husband: " I think that was about 5 showers ago."

You could also measure in craps. Like, if you take a crap once every other day, you could say " Oh ya, I did that about 12 craps ago."

I'm sure there are many other ways to measure time like this. Comment below and let me hear yours!