Does Your Dog Protest Baths as Strongly as These? [POLL]

And here I thought is was just my dog. I didn't realize it was a trait for the entire canine species.

It's kind of fascinating; most dogs savor the opportunity to jump in a mosquito infested, filthy, slimy, nasty bog to go for a swim. My dog has built in sensors which direct him to the closest pile of mud. Getting him to take a bath? Forget it.