Do You Plan To Observe ‘World Naked Gardening Day’ This Saturday? [POLL]

It's the event you've been waiting for, the one day where you get to not only work in your garden, but do it naked. "World Naked Gardening Day" is coming up May 2. Do you plan to observe this weird holiday?

You're probably saying to yourself, "Hey, I can garden naked any day." That's true. Then again, you could give presents to your friends and family any day, but you typically wait until Christmas. You could walk around in a costume any day of the year, but you probably wait for Halloween.

Western Colorado is expecting partly cloudy conditions with a high of 76 this Saturday. This is perfect weather to garden au naturel. It will be warm out, and there will be enough cloud cover to prevent people in airplanes from seeing you naked. No excuses for you, gentlemen. The temperature of 76 is more than enough to guarantee against shrinkage.