Do not attempt these at home. Seriously, don't do these at home. Not only could you end up hurting yourself, you might get busted by the fuzz for stealing the shopping cart. Save yourself the bruises and jail time, and watch these geniuses in action.

These shopping cart stunts may actually outclass our previous no-holds-barred expose' on 'Big Wheel Stunts'. This video takes the art of being a fearless stuntman to a whole new level.

One has to wonder if the new, state-of-the-art plastic shopping carts like you at Walmart offer more aerodynamics and speed versus the old metal carts you used to find at the super market. Of course, in this situation, one might prefer the rugged, sturdy construction and materials found in the latter.

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