Colorado Porch Pirate Nearly Breaks Neck for Worthless Heist
This Colorado genius risked jail time, and the possibility of a broken neck, to steal a worthless bounty. Check him out in action.
This was the scene in Lochbuie, Colorado. Okay, first things first. Where is Lochbuie? According to Wikipedia, the Town of Lochbuie (lok-BOO-ee) is a Statutory Town located in Weld and Adams counties in the U.S. state of Colorado. The town population was 4726 at the 2010 United States Census.
Check out his form during the return to the vehicle. Hey, dude, pay no attention to the extension cord running to the inflatable snowman. How about that slam dunk at :30? It's a good thing this box doesn't contain fine china or a new computer. Between the original drop and the missed rebound, the contents of the box can only be removed by a Dust Buster.
So, when it was all said and done, this guy risked jail time for what? As it turns out, the box contains 40 pounds of dog food. Yep, dog food. While we're at it, somebody write that guy a ticket for running the stop sign during his daring escape. Thanks to Denver's Fox31 for the video.