Cloud Looks Like Male Genitalia and Other Shocking Headlines

This weeks (7/14) CRAZY headlines in the news! Phallic cloud, hearse looses corpse, man gets too many cable channels and threatens cable guy, woman falls 50' while sleepwalking and survives!

#1

A woman in England saw clouds shaped like a penis and thinks it's a sign from God,

I just couldn't believe it. My reaction was that it must be God, that couldn't happen by accident.

~Check it out!

#2

A Pennsylvania coroner had a corpse fall out of their van and ROLL down the street while driving down the road! The office says it, "deeply regrets" what happened.

~Take a look!

#3

A 66 -year-old Florida man was so upset over how many EXTRA cable channels he was getting he called his cable company and when the cable guy arrived he threatened to SHOOT him! Then he called the company and threatened to shoot everyone there too! Needless to say he was arrested...

~Great mugshot

#4

Custom agents at the Mexican border caught a couple trying to smuggle contraband into the U.S., but it wasn't drugs...nope , they were trying to smuggle PARROTS inside an Elmo doll!

~Cute pic

#5

A woman fell 50 feet while sleepwalking and survived! Apparently she sleepwalked out her hotel window, 50 feet onto concrete, but lived because she never woke up!

~Sleepwalker and Street where she landed