September 29 marks the celebration of Confucius Day. Since you rarely get a fortune cookie telling you what you want to hear, why not write your own?

Check out this handy Fortune Cookie Generator. Granted, it doesn't exactly set the world on fire, but, you can at least write some witty fortunes. Write the message you want, and then pull a screen grab. Who knows, you might be able to find a use for it.

Want to read your fortune, but don't have any plans on going out for Chinese anytime soon? That's okay, here's a cyber fortune for you.

Your fate is in your hands. You can either go our for chinese, and eat a thousand fortune cookies until you get one you like, or... write your own.