Are You Always Late? Today is Your Day!

It's about time someone gave me another reason to be late, I was starting to run out of excuses. September 5th is officially "Be late for something day." Oh, hey Mack--if you're reading this--you already know I'm going to be late this morning.

Find something to be late to today. Except if it's that time of the month ladies, then don't be late. Unless your planning, then CONGRATS! Tell your boss I said it was OK if your late.

Some things you shouldn't be late for: Funeral, birth, court hearing, your own wedding and a Jason Aldean concert (or any concert really).