John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
This Little Girl and Her Cat Rock a Righteous Duet
This just might be the best commercial for a mobile network with a singing cat that you'll ever see.
You Won’t Guess What’s Freaking All of These People Out
When we see something frightening headed towards us, one of the most obvious involuntary actions is to pull a stupid face. But why are all of these people so scared?
How to Order from the Chipotle Secret Menu
Fast food is a glorious thing. And we're big fans of fast food from Chipotle. But what's better than the menu at Chipotle? The secret menu at Chipotle.
The Evil Within to Scare Our Pants Off This Summer
Whether or not you're ready to be scared pantsless by The Evil Within is irrelevant, because it's headed our way this summer
The Empire Strikes at Sochi in This Funny Video
What makes watching the Sochi 2014 Winter Games even better? Seeing footage of AT-ATs from Star Wars intercut with all of the spills.
You’ll Never Guess What Gets This Baby So Hyped
This father and his 16-month-old son were watching 'Man of Steel' together quietly, but then this happened.
These Animals Cuddling Together are the Cutest Things You’ll See Today
What's cuter than an adorable critter snoozing the afternoon away? A bunch of them napping together!
Walter White’s Facebook Look Back will Make Your Day
These Facebook "Look Back" videos are treating everyone to pangs of nostalgia, but we'd venture to say that you won't find one as entertaining as Walter White's from Breaking Bad.
Do You Know What Happens When You Add Beer to a Hot Frying Pan?
If you've ever wondered what happens to beer if you pour it into a hot frying pan, this video will give you an answer. But that answer might be a strange one.
Greatest Game Cosplay Ever (This Week): Diablo, Pyramid Head, Gaige the Mechromancer + More
We here at Arcade Sushi love seeing great cosplay and we know you do too, so we've rounded up some of the Greatest Game Cosplay Ever (This Week).