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Guy Politely Wakes Drunk Stranger Who Fell Asleep in Wrong House
You know those stories where someone drinks so much they wake up in a Dumpster, a boat or Cleveland? This is better.
Kayak Polo Player Suffers Injury That Will Turn Your Insides Out
If you're like any red-blooded American male, you've been thinking, "Hey, I'd really like to see a gruesome kayak polo injury." Well, your wait is over.
Sumo Wrestlers Race, Dramatically Tilt the Earth
Do you know what you need to see? Sumo wrestlers racing. Because we all need to see that.
Livestock Auctioneer Championship Will Leave Your Head Spinning
The World Livestock Auctioneer Championship will surely have you talking. Just not as fast as the contestants.
The Best Looking Women in America Live In…
Fellas on the hunt for the hottest ladies in the US of A would be wise to pack their bags and head for the East Coast.
Furious Bull Injures Several After Stomping Into Crowd During Bullfight
Hey, this just in: bulls are extremely dangerous.
OK Corral Re-Enactment Features Real-Life Shooting
The Wild West is still very wild.
Target Blasts Porn Over Loudspeaker, Take That Walmart
The background noise of American consumerism that is Muzak may soon give way to some more X-rated sounds.
How to Open a Beer Bottle With Anything and Everything
Short of being trapped in a room without a remote to change the TV from The View, not having a bottle opener to crack open an ice cold bottle of beer is the worst possible thing that can happen. Or is it?
Texas Rangers’ Cotton Candy Hot Dog Is a Vomit-Inducing Miracle
The Texas Rangers are in the playoffs and if you are lucky enough to snag tickets, make sure you bring your appetite with you.