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Chris Ford
Lost & Found: Bathroom Hygiene Sounds a Lot Like the Cha-Cha Slide
Personal hygiene is obviously very important. It is the cornerstone of any advanced society.
Morgan Freeman Huffs Helium for Our Amusement
Legendary film star Morgan Freeman has taken on too many iconic roles to count.
Lost & Found: How to Throw Pies the Three Stooges Way
We pick at people occasionally, and it's all in good fun. But sometimes we like to take a moment to recognize those figures who influenced us in deeply effective ways.
What If Wes Anderson Had Directed ‘Forrest Gump’?
Wes Anderson's movies are known as much for their charming visual settings as they are for their deceptively deep storytelling.
Watch India’s New Poo Mascot Sing the Praises of Pooping in Toilets [NSFW]
According to a report released by World Bank, more than 630 million people in India poop in the streets regularly.
The Dude Himself, Jeff Bridges, to Headline Lebowski Fest
Jeff Bridges and his aptly named band the Abiders will be the headlining act at this year's Lebowski Fest in Los Anegels on April 25.
‘Gravity’ Deleted Scene With Superman Will Either Make or Ruin Your Day
Sometimes two things go together perfectly -- chocolate and peanut butter, beer and karaoke, Superman and the space thriller 'Gravity.'
Get a Fresh Start to Your Week With Nutella, Coke, Mentos and a Condom
Nothing says "life is good and wonderful and f---ing strange" like watching a man stuff Mentos into a condom while yelling at you in Italian.
These Photos of Elderly Superheroes Will Make You Sad
This gallery showing of comic book heroes places them in a retirement home and forgets about them.
Watch BaneCat Crush His Owner’s Will to Live
Sitting among the shattered remains of some unlucky tableware, BaneCat tells his owner, "Ah yes! I was wondering what would break first!"