20 Ways To Annoy Your Co-Workers – On Purpose
Co-workers can be extremely annoying - without even trying. Things like taking a personal call on a cell phone and talking loudly, rambling endlessly about your long lost aunt's chronic hemorrhoid problem, and not cleaning up your mess in the break room can really get the ire of your colleagues. Imagine how annoying you could be if you really tried. Here are 20 ways to annoy your co-workers - on purpose.
1) Unplug a co-worker's monitor
2) Empty the paper out of the main copier/printer
3) Hang up the phone before they say goodbye
4) Slurp hot coffee during meetings
5) Misplace people's pens
6) Put a piece of tape over their mouse optics
7) Put salt on someone's mouse pad
8) Swap co-worker's chairs
9) Tell a long story without a point
10) Tell a co-worker you liked their hair better last week
11) Forward chain letters and spam to co-workers
12) Gradually turn down the volume on someone's phone
13) Hide the sugar and the creamer
14) GIve everyone a nick name from a TV show
15) Use the intercom and page yourself
16) Talk to your monitor as if it were a person
17) Swap the regular and decaf coffee
18) Leave your cell phone on your desk with the ringer turned all the way up, then walk away
19) Use too many paper clips
20) Burn popcorn in the microwave