First off, we aren't the responsible for the moniker "Herpes Boy." That's what he actually calls himself. Secondly, please take a moment to hear the plight of this poor young man as he suffers this Holiday Season.

Herpes Boy has managed to take speaking in monotone to a whole new level. Seems he is one unhappy camper.

Chin up, Herpes Boy. Look on the bright side.... whatever the bright side might encompass in your world. Happy holidays.

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