Which One of These Parking Nightmares Best Describes You? [POLL]

You've seen it a thousand times - a forty acre field, and yet people can't seem to park their cars between the lines. Take a look at these examples below, and let us know, which of these "parking nightmares" are you guilty of?

These catastrophes were witnessed this morning right here at the KEKB parking lot. Which one of these crimes have you committed?