What Should We Get Willie Nelson for His Birthday? [POLL]

Willie Nelson has the best birthday in the world, April 30th. Why is it so great? Well, it's my birthday, too. What should I get Willie for his birthday? Wait a minute, I'm broke. Let me rephrase that. What should WE get Willie Nelson for his birthday?

Quite frankly, my mind is still pretty much blown about this 5th degree black belt that Willie just received. Just when you think you know somebody. Perhaps a new gi?

Willie doesn't really strike me as the kind of person you would give a tie. He rarely wears pants, let alone a tie. How about a set of Ginsu knives?

My guess is if Willie wanted some Ginsus, he would have bought them by now. What should we get him?

How about this - new from Ronco, the new super-duper dehydrator and Veg-o-matic!

How about this classic?

Considering Willie has more money than any of us, maybe it's the thought that counts, and we should get him something simple.

Write-in votes are welcome. Write-ins will be added to the list so that others can vote on them.