Thursday, March 5, is "Multiple Personality Day." The holiday marks a great opportunity to get your other selves that present they've been wishing for all year. What do you plan to give your others selves?

That brings up another question: If a person has five personalities, does that mean they have to go buy five presents, or does it mean each personality has to get a gift for each of the other personalities?

That would come to something like 25 presents. As Sweet Brown would say, "Aint nobody got time for that!"

Perhaps this could celebrated the same way schools used to celebrate Christmas. A cap of five bucks could be put on the gift giving. In the event you have a ton of personalities, this will help keep costs low.

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