Matador Network recently posted a list of "30 Things You Will Never Hear Someone From Colorado Say," so we decided to make our own fun list of things you'll never hear someone from Western Colorado say.

Here's our list, anything you would add?

10. Olathe corn? Meh. It's OK.

10 Things You Will Never Hear Someone From Western Colorado Say
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9. What's a mountain bike?

10 Things You Will Never Hear Someone From Western Colorado Say
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8. I'm in the mood for a Georgia peach!

10 Things You Will Never Hear Someone From Western Colorado Say
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7. Sunblock? Never touch the stuff.

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6. How can you be lost? I said 2123-1/2 D-1/2 Road.

10 Things You Will Never Hear Someone From Western Colorado Say
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5. I wish this inversion would stick around all winter.

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4. I wish the wind would pick up, I want to go fly a kite.

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3. Man! This traffic is horrible. It's taking me over an hour to get to work.

10 Things You Will Never Hear Someone From Western Colorado Say
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2. I'm so sick of driving these straight roads.

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1. We might as well be Utah.

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