DUIs

Rim Rock Drive Sobriety Checkpoint
With increased traffic and the 100 year anniversary of National Parks, authorities set up a sobriety checkpoint on the Colorado National Monument.
Man Blames Elephant For His Seventh DUI
There are many reasons why you shouldn't drive impaired. Especially because, in your altered state, you will make ridiculous excuses for your crime upon being confronted with it. You'll do something like blame it on circus animals.