New ‘Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom’ Teasers Feature Sleepy T-Rex and a…Dino-Cat?
Universal is gearing up to unleash the first official trailer for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom on Thursday with a series of new teasers for the upcoming sequel. The studio has released a total of five teasers since yesterday; at this rate, you won’t even need an actual trailer by the end of the week because you could probably stick all of these clips together via digital glue and make one of your own.
To be fair, only one of the two new promos below is actually a teaser. The other is a weird short in which Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard and YouTube personality (a horrific pairing of words) Zach King are trying to get the Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom trailer ready in time for the official premiere. Shenanigans ensue, and there’s a cat in a dinosaur costume — which is pretty much the only thing that justifies this promo’s existence:
— Zach King (@FinalCutKing) December 5, 2017
As for the actual teaser, that one’s a little more interesting and features Pratt waking up a sleeping T-Rex and declaring, “This is gonna be awesome!” I assume Owen has graduated from enlisting trained velociraptors to stupidly attempting to use a T-Rex as a guard dog:
J.A. Bayona (A Monster Calls) directs Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom from a screenplay he co-wrote with Jurassic World duo Derek Connolly and Colin Trevorrow. The sequel also stars James Cromwell, Toby Jones, Rafe Spall, Geraldine Chaplin, Ted Levine and Jeff Goldblum, and hits theaters on June 22, 2018.
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