How Do You Plan to Celebrate ‘National Be Bald and Free Day’?

For those with diminished, or for that matter, absent hair lines, a holiday in your honor, namely "National Be Bald and Free Day," is coming up. How do you plan to celebrate?

You might be saying, "Hey, I celebrated this last week!" Yes, there is some confusion as to the exact date of "National Be Bald and Free Day." Some calendars have it as October 7, while others have it as October 14.

What if you're not bald? If you are not follicle impaired, does that mean you can't party with those who are? Not at all. It seems this day is open to those married to or even just related to someone who is bald. In other words, the entire population of planet Earth.

In case you're not completely sold on this holiday, enjoy these words of wisdom. It will all make sense soon.

Okay, so maybe that theory needs a little work. Here, on the other hand, are some true words of wisdom.

This is day where we can all celebrate the freedom that comes from baldness. Be bald, and be free!