Q What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid

Q. What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music? A. Wrap!

Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? A. You suck.

Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boos.

Q. Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party? A. He had nobody to dance with.

Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? A. He is mist.

Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater? A. Because he is always a goblin.

Q. Why did the Vampire read the New York Times? A. He heard it had great circulation.

Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn’t have the guts.

Q. What does a ghost eat for lunch? A. A BOO-logna sandwich.

Q. Why do ghouls and demons hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!

Q. What happened to the guy who couldn’t keep up payments to his exorcist? A. He was repossessed.

Q. Why did the mummy call the doctor? A. Because he was a coffin.