Grand Junction Halloween Homicide 2017 [HUMOR]
There is not a lot of information to go on at this point. All we know is one did not make it through the Halloween holiday. The pictures can be graphic.
It is sad to report that my friend and Halloween partner this year was horribly massacred overnight. Known as Blumpkin, he was a fine specimen of a pumpkin. Lots of seeds and very little of the pumpkin goo inside.
He was far too young to go and certainly did not deserve this horrific ending.
The official cause of death is Humpty Dumpty Syndrome. It involves some sort of blunt force trauma to the head. As of now, there are no suspects in custody. I am trying to obtain security camera footage from any surrounding business or any private resident surrounding my neighborhood. Hopefully, there is some sort of evidence out there that can help with this terrifying case.
Warning: Case scene photos are graphic.
I am sure that I am not the only person out there suffered a similar fate over the Halloween holiday. All I can say is that my thoughts and prayers go out to each and every one of you. But, let's not let this deter us from continuing to celebrate one of the best holidays of the year - Halloween!
Goodbye to my friend. I miss you.