Girlfriend/Boyfriend Pillow–For the Lonely Only

Today's Product of the Day is this Girlfriend/Boyfriend Pillow. Some people aren't as fortunate as others to have a significant other to cuddle up next to. Especially with winter on the way, women especially like the feel of a warm body next to them.

Some pathetic man or woman somewhere decided they were tired of sleeping alone and decided to make this pillow to imitate sleeping next to someone. Have you ever thought about getting a pet?

I could see this being a product someone would use when their significant other is always on the road, or if you are the one who is always on the road. Isn't that what prostitutes are for? J/K. Get your today by going to amazon.com and good luck not getting made fun of for having one of these. I'm really just mad that I didn't come up with this million dollar idea.