Overall, SafeWise reported that Coloradans aren't as concerned about their safety as other states, which is huge: in fact, the most concerning things here are porch pirates.
A man being held at the downtown Denver jail made an attempt to escape earlier this week by hiding in a trash cart... (disclaimer: he didn't make it very far).
Have you ever looked at an animal and thought to yourself, I'd really like to have one of those. Here's a can and can NOT own list of animals for Colorado.