Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Unhygienic Burglar Busted Because He Didn’t Flush the Toilet
This guy puts the "oops" in "poops."
‘Confess Your Unpopular Opinions’ Is the Dirty Truth Getting Exposed
It takes courage to go against the grain.
Car Gets Tangled in Power Lines. Stands Upright. In a Rain Storm.
This is a pretty frightening scene.
Guy Torments Fiancee on Vacation With Same Horrible Joke Over and Over and…
Got enough lame jokes?
Low-Maintenance Girl Is Just Waaaay Too Chill
You say you don't want to date a girl who's high maintenance? Be careful what you wish for.
These Are the Dumbest Things You Can Possibly Say on a Date
Wanna woo your potential Miss Right (or Miss Right Now)? Then, don't let these words pass your lips.
What’s 2018’s Biggest Party School in America? The Answer Is (Big) Easy.
Not that it needs it, but this college has another reason to celebrate.
Angry Bride Fires Gun at Groom, Proves She’s All Class
Now, this is a shotgun wedding.
‘Adam Ruins Everything’ Explains the Sad State of Healthcare
Healthcare -- the two most divisive syllables this side of "repeal."
Stopping on a Water Slide Leads to All Sorts of Pain
The first rule of water slides is you don't stop on water slides.