Fans are aghast at the idea that Hollywood would have the gall to cast Ben Affleck as the caped crusader. It seems to many that the only criteria needed to play Batman is a head of dark hair and the ability to sprout five o'clock shadow. With this in mind, we have compiled a list of five celebrities who make for a far more ridiculous choice for Batman.

1. Adam Sandler.  It seems like Sandler is in pretty much every movie made anymore. Why not Batman?

 

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2. Eric Estrada. Word on the street is he is available for work.

 

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3. Dustin Hoffman. The Batman franchise could really use a true thespian. However, at 76 years old and standing at 5' 5" tall, he probably wouldn't make for an intimidating figure.

 

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4. Grace Jones. Okay, for record, Grace Jones isn't entirely male, but she has more testosterone than your average man of 20.

 

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5. Steve Buscemi. Steve is another one of those actors who shows up in every movie made. Why not Batman?

 

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